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Ode to Christina
8/20/97
You are the Walrus, and you are a Newt
You're last name isn't Gingritch, but you do wear a suit
Of Leprichan green polyester.
Hey Jude, do you know about wind and snow?
But wool makes you itch, Clackamas traffic is a bitch
Almost as bad as Chicago.
But when you're in town I'll drive you around
In my beautiful sun-roofed Datsan.
We'll have a blast and honk at boys as they pass
(Maybe one of these days I'll even get one).
You may not walk like Beauty of the Night
But you will be driving a Beast next summer
Although we tend to get lost downtown at night
You're the best dang friend a girl could have...er...
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